I got a phone call from my pal fron down the street he said he need help so I went over with other buddy Gavin. I knocked on the door he yelled from his bedroom window to come in so i went it. I went up to his room to find blood on his bed sheets. I yelled dude where are u he came out of his bathroom with blood dripping out of his ass. I said to him what the fuck dude he said to me i have gerbil stuck my ass. Gavin bravly ripped the gerbil out of the poor mans ass.
Has anybody ever stuffed a gerbil up his ass?
my buddy stuck a gerbil in his ass
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Man Who Started Infamous Richard Gere Gerbil Rumor Finally Apologizes
Sign up for our newsletters Subscribe. Courtesy of Photos. Some newer readers might've missed this column when it originally appeared—some of you who were still in grade school, diapers, or amniotic sacs back in —so I'm rerunning it now because I still get questions about "gerbiling" on a daily basis. QWe were having a little office debate about "gerbiling.
Wayne Matthews, a year-old mechanic from New Mexico, attended the Hollywood Film Awards where Gere was being honored with the Lifetime Achievement Award and begged for forgiveness for spreading the rumor that Gere was once rushed to an emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his body after a kinky sex act went horribly awry. According to Matthews, the origin of the gerbil rumor began back in his hometown of Albuquerque in when the teenaged Matthews told it to his best friend to see how gullible he really was. Matthews kept his silence and lived with his guilt for over twenty years, until he heard about Gere receiving his Lifetime Achievement Award and decided it was time to finally make amends. I thought it was Sylvester Stallone that started the gerbil rumor. I remember him talking about it on Howard Stern.